10 things about Rafael Correa

These are the 10 things you should say or do when Rafael Correa has full powers.

1. Using green underpants over trousers and called Super House.
2. Stand on the roof and reír maliciously Congress (hands at the waist made fist while stock backwards).
3. travel time and ask if Simón Bolívar is on the right track.
4. Thinking in another color, green and what is Green Lantern.
5. Fly to Washington at the speed of light and lasers from his eyes Vol head to Bush.
6. While curves and soba hands almost whispering: Well hechito dreamers, well hechito.
7. Gritar with a fund-ray: I already have the power!
8. Beam telepathically his radio program.
9. Using his super breath and blow the whole Glyphosate back to Colombia.
10. Every time there is a problem now should read: Santos coloradito!